"Dude, where's my cash?" asked Ted.
"Ugh, I think it is next to your computer."
Ted walked over to the computer. "Umm... I don't see it."
"Dude, just check in the money slot, I was trying to buy some porn last night so I put our cash into that slot. Cindy never appeared on the screen so I'm sure they gave us our money back."
Ted hit eject on the "CD" drive and sure as hell, there was 50 bucks.
"Whoah, good thing Cindy wasn't available," remarked Bill. "We need that money."

"Umm... like are you guys ready yet?" asked Sarah?
*DING!*
But just then, an instant message window popped open on the computer. It was Howard...